So today Spills brought home her art portfolio. It details the progress of her Picasso-esque tendencies over the course of the year. Her teacher, or someone else equally dedicated, has neatly printed a caption for each picture. I am assuming that the captions were dictated by Spilly, because they do not have the mark of a sane mind.
Some of my favourites are as follows:
1. This is me. I am walking through some trees. There are limes flying in the sky.
2. I'm trying to catch my book because it is flying away.
3. This is a dinosaur worried about getting plums but an asteroid is coming.
4. This is a map of the world. [This consists of "America," some blue entitled "Atlantic Ocean, "Canada" on the other side of the ocean, and the rest bright yellow, entitled, "Lots of deserts."]
5. This is a rainbow and my clothes.
6. The lambs are eating the hay. One lamb ate so much that his tummy is bigger than his head.
7. Thunderstorm with rocks blowing around.
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