Saturday, January 12, 2008

The Power of Enzymes

The Spills is housebound with chicken pox and stir crazy. She missed a birthday party today. She is a danger to herself and everyone else.

Favourite Spilly Conversation Overheard Today:

Spilly: I'm not me anymore! I'm a STAIN!

Daddy: Well then, you'd better watch out for enzymes.

Spilly: What are em-zimes?

Daddy: They can get rid of stains.

Spilly: [running around and banging at things violently] There's an em-zime! SQUISH IT!!


...If only enzymes could get rid of the chicken pox.